July 2012
To My Future Husband:
When you come home and find a nerf gun laying on the counter with a note next to it saying, “You are now under attack,” pick it up and play along.
June 2012
Pisces Life™
The ship that carries your favorite fantasies may arrive in your harbor today, but you might feel too tired to offload the precious cargo. You could experience an odd sensation, as if everything was moving in slow motion, yet the words and actions seem to be slightly out of sequence. Don’t panic; the real treasures will not mysteriously vanish as your dream fades. You still have plenty of time to create your ideal reality once you are awake.